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 Bankers' Jokes

by

ANUJ VERMA, MANAGER,  ORIENTAL BANK OF COMMERCE, LUCKNOW  Email:   anuj12in@gmail.com

Here are some more jokes / humour relating to bank/bankers.


No. 1:

SOME FORMULAS FOR SUCCESSFUL BANK EMPLOYEES:-

1.      BANE RAHO PAGLA, KAAM KAREGA AGLA.
2.      BANE RAHO PHOOL, SALARY PAO FULL.
3.      MAT LO TENTION, NAHI TO FAMILY PAYEGI PENSION.
4.      KAAM SE DARO NAHIN, AUR KAAM KO KARI NAHIN.
5.      KAAM KARO YA NA KARO, KAAM KI FIKAR JARUR KARO, AUR FIKAR KARO NA KARO, MAGAR ZIKAR JARUR KARO….


“BANK EMPLOYEE KE JANHIT MEIN JARI”

 

NO.2:

TELEBRANDS:---

HI FRIENDS….
PEHLE MAI BAHUT DUKHI RAHTA THA !
HAMESHA HATAASH RAHTA THA !
MUJHSE PADHAI NAHI HO PATI THI !
EK NOVEL COMPLETE KARNE ME MAHINO LAG JAATE THE !
GHARWALON KE TAANE SUN KAR RO DIYA KARTA THA !

PHIR MAINE IS NAYE PRODUCT KE BAARE ME SUNA-------

!!!!!!! ---------- JOB IN BANK  --------------- !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YE VAKAI LAJAWAAB HAI… !!!!!

 

AB MEIN PURI NEEND 2 HRS ME PURI KAR LETA HUN…..
DUNIYA BHAR KE TAANE AUR GAALIYAN HANS KE SUN LETA HUN …….
KITNI BHI MUSIBAT AAYE ,KHUS RAHTA HUN ………
DUKH SUKH KI TENSION SE UPAR UTH GAYA HUN …..!!!
NARK SWARG YEHI SAMJHTA HUN ……
DUSHMANO (WINE, BEER) SE PYAAR HO GAYA HAI…….

-----------JAI BANK KI -------------------

 

SACH ME ….., YE VAKAI ASARDAAR HAI !!!!!!!!!!

AAJ HI AAJMAYIYE …. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!